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It’s me, Sean–that guy whose newsletter you just subscribed to.

First of all: great big THANK YOU for subscribing. I’m super stoked, and I promise to deliver you the absolute best and most entertaining SEO content money can buy.

In your inbox you should be receiving a welcome email riiiiight about…..


Or in a few minutes. Sometimes ConvertKit is taking a brief siesta.

The most important thing you can do is the stupid “drag this to your main tab/hit reply” bullshit. I know everybody says to do that, but here’s the thing:

I write A LOT about very spammy niches, like CBD or testosterone boosters and say the word SPAM and also curse a lot. So my super clever emails can end up in the spam folder…

And, come on now, you gonna let your inbox’s algorithm baby you? Aww, who’s Mother’s best Gmail user. Is it you? Is it youuu?

Or you gonna tell Mom to FUCK OFF you are looking forward to these PG-13 emails?

I also use a lot of images. Inboxes hate him! So, please actually do the thing.

But that’s it on the housekeeping.

If you’re still reading this thank you page–wait, is your boss coming over? Shit.

Here’s a spreadsheet so you look busy:

Phew. That was close! Okay.

If you’re still reading this page, here are a few things that might interest you AKA here are some tasty offers for smart SEOs:

First: Aged Domains For Sale

I’m currently selling a bunch of aged domains. I bought them from a guy–don’t worry about it. They’re legit: aged, nicely relevant, and up until a few weeks ago, were live with content and etc.

There were 700 of them, and hosting was LITERALLY FIGURATIVELY killing me, so I nixed it, and now just the domains are for sale.

If you’re in the market for some affordable af aged domains, check out what I’ve got for sale here. No pressure.

Second: An SEO Community

Warning, this thing is not for everyone, but I started a community with Jacky Chou (@Indexsy on Twitter) called Advise. It’s dope. A bunch of SEO sharp-shooters talking about what’s working and helping each other out. I always say you’ll find people there discussing NOW the cutting edge (and fairly grey hat) shit that you’ll eventually hear your favorite SEO talking heads tweeting about in 18 months.

If that sounds intriguing, you can join here (skip the application process–clearly you’re a genius for signing up to my newsletter and I’d love to connect with you).

Okay, that’s enough from me. See you whenever the next Rank Theory newsletter goes out.

To hold you over, here are a few of my best/favorite/most-audience-beloved issues to read through: